1. "I wouldn’t necessarily mind people not knowing I’m gay, but I don’t like being thought of as straight — in the same way that I don’t mind people not knowing I’m a writer, but it would be awkward if they assumed I was an extreme skateboarder, because that’s so far removed from the reality of my life. But there is no blank slate where orientation is concerned; we are straight until proven otherwise. And if you’ve never seen how dramatically a conversation can be derailed by a casual admission of homosexuality, let me tell you, it gets awkward."
  2. mayakern:

    seasonal fashion according to me

    god i hate summer

  3. class-snuggle:

    My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

  4. queerhornyblob:

    peaing:

    this is an important reminder that ur legs are cute

    even the top of ur inner thigh where there are stretch marks, where ur thighs meet. cute

    also the scars that might riddle ur lil leggies. theyre cute

    and the backs of ur thighs that have cellulite or freckles or tan lines, its all cute

    congrats

    u are in possession of a very cute pair of legs

    why am i crying

  5. sunhatedginger:

    thew33niest:

    1980’s Businesswoman Comics by Kate Beaton

    Goals

    I’m 90% sure these comics are what inspired me to become a business major.

  6. salvotheslime:

    chronicallylate:

    avril lavigne is older than lady gaga

    image

    By 2 years according to wikipedia… but still wow.

  7. cannibalcoalition:

    You know what?

    I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.

    Its 2014. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.

    I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.

    Not natural. Is not bad.

    Your rhetoric is no longer a valid excuse for hate.

  8. What are your views on bronies?

    turkeyinacan:

    Bronies are on my shit list for several reasons.


    Bronies invaded and took over what was meant to be a safe and healthy environment for little girls to learn about friendship and sharing. It was meant to be a show that little girls could watch without the influence of older men. It was created by girls, for girls. How many opportunities are there for female writers and animators to create a show tailored to the growth and development of little girls?


    Bronies took over a safe space for children and turned it into their own playground. The ponies are representing six little girls — six children — and Bronies have turned them into a sexual fantasy. Fuck, someone created a blog turning one of the princesses into a sexual predator as a ~joke~. Men have made felt ponies that they can literally fuck. They draw crude and disgusting fan art. They roleplay the ponies fucking each other. They took a children’s cartoon and made it sexual, which I view as extremely pedophilic.


    And now bronies are expecting special treatment and recognition from Lauren Faust and everyone else involved with the show, and even accusing A SHOW ABOUT GIRLS FOR GIRLS of misandry. MISANDRY. Because men’s opinions aren’t voiced or relevant; because the male characters on the show aren’t the main characters; because the creators are trying their damndest to keep that show for little girls. Apparently having specifically female-centered content is misandry.


    My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic had the potential to be revolutionary. But of course, men had to come in and fuck it all up. Again. Because God fucking forbid girls have a tiny sliver of something especially for them.


    tl;dr - kill Bronies.

About me

Humor is my medium. Coffee is my stimulant. Wine is my anti-drug. I ricochet like a tennis ball and I sing like a car alarm. If you ask for honesty, you’ll surely get it here. Its almost like we’re a little too old for this.

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